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Spot192
Really should get out more Joined: 28 Nov 04 Location: Germany Online Status: Offline Posts: 833 |
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Topic: Dear Dave Posted: 02 Jun 05 at 5:33pm |
dear dave,
you said you are able to predict the future, so i´m asking you if i will be a strong heavy weight (hope not too fat) femal sailor until the 14 worlds will be held in germany in 2008? and please tell me that nothing will break until then! thanks in advance, fiona |
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bigwavedave
Really should get out more Joined: 04 Jun 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 944 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 02 Jun 05 at 5:43pm |
Dear Fiona, You will not be fat. You will be strong but you will not be a heavy weight. The only thing that will break is a young mans heart when you tell him no. (oh and two tiller extensions and a mug). |
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Spot192
Really should get out more Joined: 28 Nov 04 Location: Germany Online Status: Offline Posts: 833 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 02 Jun 05 at 6:33pm |
dear dave,
i´m really relieved to heart that i´ll be strong and not fat! but i´m already crying for my tillers, but on the weekend i´ll buy some new ones! good that you warned me! keep on giving wise advices! fiona |
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sailor.jon
Far too distracted from work Joined: 02 Nov 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 361 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 02 Jun 05 at 7:07pm |
Dear Dave,
there is a topper open at our club shortly, do you think that i could write 'topper' on the side of the Dart 16 and be able to compete? would they be able to tell the difference between the dart and the toppers? |
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bigwavedave
Really should get out more Joined: 04 Jun 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 944 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 02 Jun 05 at 7:56pm |
Good idea Jon. One problem. The name alone will not suffice. You will need to draw a top hat on the sail. This will unfortunately devalue your boat immediately. so DONT DO IT. Please alse remember that the race team will already be busy disqualifying the smallest of topper sailors in order to teach 'em a lesson and spoil their day. Please don't spoil it for them any further by lapping them 37 times per race in your iffy craft.
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Beebe
Newbie Joined: 25 Mar 05 Online Status: Offline Posts: 9 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 02 Jun 05 at 9:11pm |
Dear dave
My boyfriend dumped me yesterday and now I have to see him at the sailing club. What should I do? Is there anyway I can get revenge without everyone thinking I am a cow? Advice please! |
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hurricane
Really should get out more Joined: 15 Mar 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1047 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 02 Jun 05 at 9:12pm |
dear dave is it right to stalk someone just because you think there fit? |
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lifes to short to sail slow boats!
RIP Olympic Tornado 1976-2007 |
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bigwavedave
Really should get out more Joined: 04 Jun 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 944 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 02 Jun 05 at 10:02pm |
Yeah thats fine. In fact people may think that there is something wrong with you if you don't. |
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bigwavedave
Really should get out more Joined: 04 Jun 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 944 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 02 Jun 05 at 10:08pm |
Wear very revealing clothes, this will give the impression that you don't care, it will also help you to get a new boyfriend. If you don't want to see him at the sailing club then simply keep your eyes shut. If you get revenge then unfortunately everyone will consider you a cow. So make it worth your while and pull his best mate or brother. |
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bigwavedave
Really should get out more Joined: 04 Jun 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 944 |
Post Options Quote Reply Posted: 02 Jun 05 at 10:11pm |
I have a very busy day tomorrow so will not be able to provide advice until later in the evening, thats if I don't go to the pub. sorry for any inconvenience caused.
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