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    Posted: 08 Apr 05 at 6:39pm
i would try anything aslong as it is alcoholic!!   a good way to get wasted is to drink about 2 vodka shots then 4 pints of stella then have a bacardi & coke!!  once i did this at a club dinner and i had a football match in the morning and i think i play better pis*ed!!
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easy way to get drunk is turbo shandy (lager with smirnoff ice), though most people seem to be sick after a few pints of it. That or you can try drinking games with half pints of whisky instead of shots.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Apr 05 at 6:47pm
yer i like drinking games they are cool but i would only do one at home cos i can never walk after a couple of rounds!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Apr 05 at 6:57pm
All drinking games should be carried out sat down - coz u dont realise how wrecked u are until u get up!! 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Apr 05 at 7:01pm
the solution to that is drink so much you pass out where you are
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Apr 05 at 7:01pm
i think you should stay during those games! had some of those games at 1 event and my helm drank a bit too much  but the problem was we had to walk over a campside. he really hit every caravan on the campside! was fun to me but he wasn´t too amused! he missed the tent!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Apr 05 at 7:04pm
Probably the funniest thing my mates have done (i wasnt part of this honest  ) - was to try and paddle on windsurfers to the island in the middle of the lake with no sails at 1 in the morning. trouble was we had to run across an open capsite with floodloghts on and people looking out of their tents to get to the water!

I dont reckon they noticed the 4 lads carrying windsurfer boards running around their tents
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Apr 05 at 7:12pm
i heard of someone who went to the wrong tent at night after a few drinks! (unless to say that it was me and i had tooooo much beer, but the one i slept next to was male too so i thought i´m right in there )
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Apr 05 at 7:28pm
Originally posted by lozza

Sandy was easily the best sailor at schools week that year!!!

He deserved a medal for be forced to sit in the dark, up the bow all week!

Best bit of that week was either the video footage of us winning the first race where the commentary was commenting on how good our concentration on the sails was.  Didn't realise that we couldn't actually see anything else to due alcohol haze!

Fanta and buckfast on the way to the course makes you sail faster!



Guess what, I heard off an official source at Cumbrae, it was our antics which stopped schools week. They ran it the year after, but after we were there, it put serious doubts in the minds of the organizers and they've stopped it. What do you expect sending a group of teenagers off to "Craggie" island with nothing to do. Anyway, lets start a campaign to bring schools week back to Rhu! Would be brilliant to have some non-local drunk sixteen year old schoolgirls kicking about the area
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Apr 05 at 1:11am
16 year old school girls are to close to being jail bait.
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