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hmmmmm BRIAN, you can start it, you would get most use from it...

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fighting talk!
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na, that means that all the entertainment in the middle of threads will be taken out.
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You asked earlier what a Haggis was: There was a Monty Python thing that went"Much to his mum and dad's dismay,Horace ate himself one day. He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and scoffed his face!" it went on to describe how he ate all his bits, and finished:"And there he lay, a boy no more, just a stomach on the floor. But none the less, since it was his, they ate it:thats what Haggis is!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Phil eltringham Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jan 05 at 2:53am

good old monty. 

Just had a thought, do you rockon our haggis is clockwise or anticlockwise.  I figure he wont say otherwise we'll be able to catch him, so any ideas. 

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Hi

I had Haggis last night, he was Soooo big and scrummy, kept me warm all evening.

Though may have overdone it, as sore tummy today

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PS he was a Clockwise version as he was to the right x



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Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay
Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace,
He just sat down and ate his face.
"We can't have this!" his Dad declared,
"If that lad's ate, he should be shared."


But even as he spoke they saw
Horace eating more and more:
First his leg and then his thighs,
His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried
"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"


But all too late, for they were gone,
And he had started on his dong.
"Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns,
"You could have deep-fried that with prawns,
Some parsley and some tartare sauce..."
But H. was on his second course:


His liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;
"To think I raised him from the cot
And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
His Mother cried: "What shall we do?
What's left won't even make a stew..."


And as she wept, her son was seen
To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
And there he lay: a boy no more,
Just a stomach, on the floor...
None the less, since it was his
They ate it - that's what haggis is.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote headfry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Mar 05 at 8:30am
Hey, anyone else noticed................

Where is Haggis, he has been gone for ages.....


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He posts more in the keelboat section i think..........................
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Susan Lut Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Mar 05 at 4:06pm

Originally posted by Wave Rider

He posts more in the keelboat section i think..........................

 

Now that is fighting talk!!!

I love him well.

Luv Susan xxxx

 



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