Looking for a new crew/helm
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Topic: Looking for a new crew/helm
Posted By: speedy gonally
Subject: Looking for a new crew/helm
Date Posted: 04 Aug 05 at 11:19pm
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Hi everyone. I'm looking for a new crew after i fell out with my last one. I have a few choices to fill my last crew. Well my first choice was going to be a monkey but i decided this wouldn't be a good choice. Mainly because there would be constant monkey noise and there wouldn't be much of a height advantage. I also thought about a gorilla but i heard they can be quite vicious especially after a drunk or two. Now a bear. That would be a good choice i reckon, they cam swim, they're strong and they have the weight. Maybe too much weight. Wouldn't it be great on a start line. Anyone tries to get inside and i'll set the bear on them. (Ok it would be kinda illegal but no one would argue with you would they) If you know of any other animals that would be good in a boat please tell me |
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Posted By: speedy gonally
Date Posted: 04 Aug 05 at 11:29pm
| Hey i just saw the crew i needed on a topic called "Crazy boats for crazy people..." |
Posted By: lozza
Date Posted: 05 Aug 05 at 8:50am
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How about an albatross, they can flap their wings and give you lots of wind. Or how about a walruss? ------------- Life's a reach, then you gybe |
Posted By: HannahJ
Date Posted: 05 Aug 05 at 11:34am
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dolphin - sail single-handed n the dolphin swims underneath pushing... (u really lookin 4 a crew? wot boat u sail?) ------------- MIRROR 64799 "Dolphin" The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist hopes it will change; the realist adjusts the sail |
Posted By: sam knight
Date Posted: 07 Aug 05 at 2:22pm
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Try an octopus, enough arms to do everything, while you make tactical decisions and enjoy the ride. ------------- Topper 43749 |
Posted By: chucktheskiffie
Date Posted: 18 Aug 05 at 1:58am
| Brazilizan Tapir....that is all |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 18 Aug 05 at 7:21am
------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC 
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Posted By: Skiffe
Date Posted: 18 Aug 05 at 11:25am
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an orangutan long arms funny face and has a great right hook ------------- 12footers. The Only Way to FLY Remember Professionals built the titanic, Amateurs built the ark. |
Posted By: stuarthop
Date Posted: 18 Aug 05 at 9:03pm
 i had a gorrilla untill he hit me round the head with the spinni pole for catching him with the boom  ------------- |