Name for my laser!
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Topic: Name for my laser!
Posted By: radial179102
Subject: Name for my laser!
Date Posted: 02 Apr 05 at 7:04pm
I dont think this is the right section to put this topic but I dunno where else 2 put it!
I have recently bought laser radial 179102 and I need a name for it, i asked the topper forum ppl but they obviously have no imaginations, any ideas from you lot???
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Villan is my Bitch ;)
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Posted By: Harry44981!
Date Posted: 03 Apr 05 at 8:34pm
Yeh the topper forum isn't great now it's tards going "east is beast"- which it definately isn't. Jon would agree to I think.
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Posted By: Wave Rider
Date Posted: 03 Apr 05 at 8:51pm
I agree also,
Topper forum is getting ever so slighly CRAP
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Chew Valley Lake Sailing Club
RS600 933
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Posted By: iansmithofotley
Date Posted: 03 Apr 05 at 9:03pm
Hi radial179102,
A good place to look for a name for your boat is in horse racing papers, there are thousands of horse names, one of them might appeal to you for your boat.
Another option would be to have a look at: www.boatus.com/names/Anames.asp
I hope that this helps.
Ian (Yorkshire Dales S.C.)
P.S. (at 21.19) I've just done some checking and I suspect that you asked a similar question on another forum, under another name, a few months ago, and I gave the same reply.
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Posted By: Blobby
Date Posted: 04 Apr 05 at 8:59am
Call it John Major...like the Laser Radial it is hardwork, not quite the full Maggie, but is quite exciting really 'cos he did manage to have an extra-marital affair (shame it was with Edwina Curry though...)
or "John Smith" cos they are extremely common
or if you like Madness "just another (day) radial"
or for the Simpsons fans "Doh..."
or "ITTYWIMWYBMAD"
And for a pint I will explain the significance of the above.
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Posted By: Claire
Date Posted: 05 Apr 05 at 5:22pm
Im looking for a name for my Europe and had a look on the website
and I like the name Aquaholic!!! As being a student this fits in
appropiatly! Any other names that are funny and dirty would be a
good help to try and improve this name.
Claire
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Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 06 Apr 05 at 12:26pm
laser wales, laserific, radial magic
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Posted By: radial179102
Date Posted: 09 Apr 05 at 11:45pm
Originally posted by iansmithofotley
Hi radial179102,
A good place to look for a name for your boat is in horse racing papers, there are thousands of horse names, one of them might appeal to you for your boat.
Another option would be to have a look at: http://www.boatus.com/names/Anames.asp - www.boatus.com/names/Anames.asp
I hope that this helps.
Ian (Yorkshire Dales S.C.)
P.S. (at 21.19) I've just done some checking and I suspect that you asked a similar question on another forum, under another name, a few months ago, and I gave the same reply.
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It couldnt have been me who asked that, im new to the forum and only just got my laser
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Villan is my Bitch ;)
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Posted By: radial179102
Date Posted: 09 Apr 05 at 11:47pm
it is too late and i only just read that post properly, ignore wot i sed 
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Villan is my Bitch ;)
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Posted By: anonsteve1
Date Posted: 10 Apr 05 at 5:35pm
Originally posted by Blobby
or "ITTYWIMWYBMAD"
And for a pint I will explain the significance of the above. |
How about something like:
I Think That You Will Ignore Me When You Break Me And Die
or something equally odd.
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 10 Apr 05 at 6:57pm
Nope!! It's much simpler than that!! 
He might tell you when he logs on the forum again... but you've got to buy him a pint!
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Posted By: Blobby
Date Posted: 15 Apr 05 at 9:05am
Nice try...but BNS is right - the fee is 1 pint for the translation service...
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 15 Apr 05 at 10:04am
Posted By: Blobby
Date Posted: 15 Apr 05 at 10:30am
As a wise man said, there are three types of job in the world - quick, cheap and good. But like all things, you only ever get 2 out of 3...
You can have a good quick job but it won't be cheap.
You can have a good cheap job, but it won't be quick.
Or in my case - you can have a quick cheap job but it'll be no bloody good...
And remember folks, the bitterness of disappointment lasts long after the sweet taste of a cheap price has faded away...
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 15 Apr 05 at 11:15am
Originally posted by Blobby
And remember folks, the bitterness of disappointment lasts long after the sweet taste of a cheap price has faded away... |
Ohhhhhh philosophy in the evening!! Are you OK, Blobby or were you affected by NZ autumn? 
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Posted By: Mark Jardine
Date Posted: 15 Apr 05 at 12:03pm
I recommend the titles of Pink Floyd album's. They are all suitably random, such as:
- Atom Heart Mother
- Delicate Sound of Thunder
- A Momentary Lapse of Reason
- Ummagumma
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Posted By: headfry
Date Posted: 15 Apr 05 at 12:11pm
Mark, do we take it that you might just be a Pink Floyd fan ? good on ya if the answer is yes
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 15 Apr 05 at 2:06pm
When you see Mark's age, you realise he must have been brought up on the stuff . Not a bad choice, really!
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Posted By: radial179102
Date Posted: 16 Apr 05 at 10:12pm
im 15 and i like pink floyd!
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 16 Apr 05 at 11:54pm
Well, I'm not 15 but I like Pink Floyd too!
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Posted By: Blobby
Date Posted: 18 Apr 05 at 5:36am
Originally posted by Black no sugar
Originally posted by Blobby
And remember folks, the bitterness of disappointment lasts long after the sweet taste of a cheap price has faded away... |
Ohhhhhh philosophy in the evening!! Are you OK, Blobby or were you affected by NZ autumn? 
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Put it this way - 4 o'clock in the afternoon on Wednesday, Auckland Harbour - two America's cup yachts in full Emirates colour scheme go past back to the marina, a 12ft skiff is out with the number 2 rig just playing around, there are about 30 other small yachts enjoying the autumn sunshine and a good 10 - 12 kts of breeze...I think it must of finally driven me over the edge...
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 18 Apr 05 at 9:06am
.........and you were stuck in an office all along??
Put it this way: 4o'clock in the afternoon on Wednesday, near Brighton. It's a basking 6ēC, the rain is pelting down, traffic to a standstill along the main roads, got to drop one girl to dance, teach a private lesson, collect girl, etc. Honestly, there are worse fates.... I do feel for you, Blobby...
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NOT!   
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Posted By: Blobby
Date Posted: 18 Apr 05 at 10:14am
And how about this as the backdrop from the site in New Plymouth...

Yep - my life is hell!
So - back on topic - could always call the radial Taranaki after the volcano in the photo...(very poor attempt at relevance!)
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 18 Apr 05 at 11:45am
Sure it's not Ben Nevis??
For all we know, you could be on night shifts as a security guard, in a depot in Croydon!
(j/k... I do believe you're exotic )
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Posted By: Claire
Date Posted: 18 Apr 05 at 7:24pm
Thats evil. Just returned form traveling in Australia, and now I'm back
in England and it sucks!!!!! I want to be back out there, stood next to
the Marinie Museum where the Global Challenge Yachts are moored.
I got so excited (is that sad). And then I walked to the Opera House
and an americas cup boat sailed past!!! Heaven and the sun was
shining!! Also the house I stayed in Hobart over looked the water,
and I would be washing up watching boats race!! Ahhhhh that was
the life.
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Posted By: hydrographer20
Date Posted: 18 Apr 05 at 10:18pm
ok ok thanks for making us all jealous now cheers 
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 18 Apr 05 at 10:26pm
Naaaah they're fibbing. As I said, Blobby is an overweight, middle-aged guy from South London with a bit too much imagination and Claire, hey, she's been, but she had to come back!
Our part of the world might not be paradise, but it's got decent views at times.

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Posted By: Blobby
Date Posted: 19 Apr 05 at 1:28am
my secret is out - I really am a fat, bald, short accountant who works in a shabby office in East Croydon. I commute to there every day on the train from my 1950's Wimpy home in Redhill. I have never actually left the UK and I don't even have a passport.
And I sail a Solo...
Love the view by the way...
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 19 Apr 05 at 9:43am
Well, at least you sail! That's one redeeming feature... A Solo, eh? You're a no-hoper  
But somehow, I don't believe it...
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Posted By: Gael
Date Posted: 12 May 05 at 1:01pm
Originally posted by Blobby
my secret is out - I really am a fat, bald, short
accountant who works in a shabby office in East Croydon. I commute to
there every day on the train from my 1950's Wimpy home in Redhill. I
have never actually left the UK and I don't even have a passport.
And I sail a Solo...
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Hey what's wrong with East Croydon? Some of us were born there.
And why the tears at sailing a Solo - the class seems to be thriving and
has some really good sailors in it - is there something I should know
before I go for a sail in one as promised to the class association?
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Posted By: bigwavedave
Date Posted: 12 May 05 at 2:33pm
CROYDON CROYDON CROYDON.
I grew up in and around Croydon.
Fond memories.....
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Posted By: Pierre
Date Posted: 12 May 05 at 2:47pm
"Fond memories....."
You sure BWD?
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 12 May 05 at 2:51pm
Yep, BWD has had a deprived childhood
Fortunately, he's doing much better now he's joined LSC!
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Posted By: Pierre
Date Posted: 12 May 05 at 2:56pm
LSC, a nurturing environment for BWD courtesy of BnS et al.
Ahhhh bless
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Posted By: lemeouttahere
Date Posted: 12 May 05 at 2:59pm
Posted By: Gael
Date Posted: 12 May 05 at 3:06pm
I don't remember it much, left when I was four... where did you go for
your sailing from there?
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Posted By: TTotal
Date Posted: 12 May 05 at 3:57pm
On topic...
Boat name for the Laser.. S' real (anagram)
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Posted By: 49erGBR735HSC
Date Posted: 12 May 05 at 4:02pm
What about beam, as in laser beam 
(SORRY)
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Helensburgh S.C
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Posted By: TTotal
Date Posted: 12 May 05 at 4:05pm
Posted By: 49erGBR735HSC
Date Posted: 12 May 05 at 4:06pm
I'm sure you could add on to that concept
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Posted By: lemeouttahere
Date Posted: 13 May 05 at 10:00am
Posted By: radial179102
Date Posted: 21 May 05 at 6:36pm
i could call it geoffery, brian or dave.... or perhaps kevin
i really need help, call the doctors in white coats before i cause some damage 
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Posted By: Phil eltringham
Date Posted: 23 May 05 at 10:46am
I know this is a bit off topic, but my B14 needs a name too, I was thinking: "2 WINGS & A PRAYER" anyone got any other ideas?
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Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 25 May 05 at 12:00pm
As everyone else is asking for names for their boats can someone help me find a name for a my buzz.
Besides buzz lightyear thanks
cheers
jp
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Posted By: Phil eltringham
Date Posted: 25 May 05 at 12:05pm
How about "Life's a BUZZ" ?
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Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 25 May 05 at 12:27pm
yeah not bad, but I think thats like the class moto
any others?
jp
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Posted By: Jamie
Date Posted: 25 May 05 at 2:58pm
Reginald.
Good name for any boat.
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Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 25 May 05 at 3:20pm
original, i like it
any more?
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Posted By: Jamie
Date Posted: 25 May 05 at 5:00pm
Englbert.
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Posted By: aj3001
Date Posted: 06 Jun 05 at 10:17pm
Someone suggested Pink Floyd album names, but how about looking into
song names, Bon Jovis: "Livin' on a prayer" would work well I think,
Dire Straits: "Heavy Fuel", Westlife : "Flying without wings" or even,
depending on how much time you spend in the water as opposed to ontop
of it, Aretha Franklin: "Rescue Me"
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Posted By: ssailor
Date Posted: 06 Jun 05 at 10:23pm
2 wings and a prayer - is awesome!! - our i14s called ' Nuking Futs' -
always good at prize givin etc - especially if the person readin it out
gets embarresed and mis pronounces it  
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The New Port rule!!.
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 06 Jun 05 at 11:34pm
Ages ago, there were a few Contenders with names like that... Lunar Sea belonged to a friend of mine, and he used to sail against Cunning Stunts... That's a good name for a prize-giving too! 
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Posted By: ssailor
Date Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 10:09am
Originally posted by Black no sugar
Ages ago, there were a few Contenders with names like that... Lunar Sea belonged to a friend of mine, and he used to sail against Cunning Stunts... That's a good name for a prize-giving too!  |
Yeh we know of another 14 called 'No Wucking Furries'   and theres a cat down at mumbles called 'itchy pussy' 
------------- Any one in need of quality carbon fibre work (tillers etc) at decent prices!
Int 14 Gbr 1244 'Nucking Futs'
The New Port rule!!.
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Posted By: hurricane
Date Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 10:24am
what about "toucan hang out" with toucan picture always a good name for a twin wire boat
------------- lifes to short to sail slow boats!
RIP Olympic Tornado 1976-2007
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Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 11:13am
yeah but my buzz is only single wired and "onecan" just doesn't have that same ring to it. I like BNS and ssailor's names - Nucking Futs and No wucking Furries
jp
buzz 591
chew valley sailing club
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Posted By: Peter Rhodes
Date Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 7:12pm
how about "warning class4 laser radiation" and one of those warning signs?
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Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 7:30pm
What I was thinking about was calling it cool runnings after the jamacian bob sligh team, and having a nice big jamacian flag on the sail. And of course both helm and crew would have to wera some rasta hats of an afro.
jp
buzz 591
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Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 7:35pm
Pete do you mean one of these - ?
I might actually put one on somewhere on the boat but I might not need to cause when they see me on the water, the lake suddenly clears up a bit. I don't know why though
jp
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Posted By: ssailor
Date Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 8:23pm
A 'THIS WAY UP' sign is always a good one on a boat, my mates old laser
is called 'Buoy Racer' which was quite funny for a while 
------------- Any one in need of quality carbon fibre work (tillers etc) at decent prices!
Int 14 Gbr 1244 'Nucking Futs'
The New Port rule!!.
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Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 8:27pm
I have also seen a optimist which was called nauti buoy. Which takes it a bit far i think.
jp
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Posted By: Peter Rhodes
Date Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 8:54pm
noo it's triangular and yellow with a black version of the laser insignia nuke warning signs might work
or you could find someone who has any chance of understanding quantum physics to suggest somthing based on all the weird stuff that happens around the speed of light.
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Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 07 Jun 05 at 9:03pm
yeah and where will i find someone who understands quantum what u call it physics?
jp
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Posted By: Peter Rhodes
Date Posted: 08 Jun 05 at 8:05am
ask yu're science teacher they are meant to Know that kind of stuff
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Posted By: Phil eltringham
Date Posted: 08 Jun 05 at 10:29am
like this?
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Posted By: Peter Rhodes
Date Posted: 08 Jun 05 at 11:37am
yes but without sample across it!!
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Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 08 Jun 05 at 2:42pm
will do pete, those physics teachers are in for some testing
And is this what you mean (without the sample)

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Posted By: KnightMare
Date Posted: 08 Jun 05 at 5:35pm
yeah interesting, one of my friends boats has PTO written on the bottom of the hull.
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Posted By: hurricane
Date Posted: 08 Jun 05 at 10:09pm
Originally posted by jpbuzz591
What I was thinking about was calling it cool runnings after the jamacian bob sligh team, and having a nice big jamacian flag on the sail. And of course both helm and crew would have to wera some rasta hats of an afro.
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there's a hurricane called that
------------- lifes to short to sail slow boats!
RIP Olympic Tornado 1976-2007
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Posted By: KnightMare
Date Posted: 08 Jun 05 at 10:21pm
and a cadet too.
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Posted By: hurricane
Date Posted: 08 Jun 05 at 10:31pm
is that at stone?
------------- lifes to short to sail slow boats!
RIP Olympic Tornado 1976-2007
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Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 09 Jun 05 at 11:19am
sorry, how I was I to know that these great minds of the hurricane sailors think alike
jp
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