My favorite chuckle
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Topic: My favorite chuckle
Posted By: farmerwest
Subject: My favorite chuckle
Date Posted: 10 Dec 06 at 7:35pm
The most memerable part of my time sailing toppers at national events, has to be a nation wide at Poole yacht club. The fact is i was about 11 or 12 at the time and at one of my first majour sailing events. I was sailing down wind on a run in about 20knots of breeze (that to me felt like a force 7!!) towards the bottom wing mark when i encountered a wave about 5 foot high (im not exagerating) when a gust hit my sail and plowed me into the back of this huge wave, the bow was digging in to this wave and slightly pitchpolling. The force of this flung me towards the front of the boat. As i flew towards the front of the boat i managed to slam head first into the bottom section of the mast, cutting my forhead! Well it hurt and i was rescued by my dad in a rescue boat. But as he said to after a plaster and a cup of tea.... Bones heal,Chicks dig scares,Glory lasts forever!! ------------- They call me a farmer becuse im from dorset and listen to the 'Wurzels'! oooh aarrr! |
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Posted By: tack'ho
Date Posted: 13 Dec 06 at 4:23pm
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'Chicks dig scares' 2 points, the first one.....chicks dig a good fright, mmmm ladies?? secondly, tell them you did it in a Topper and see what happens, if I were you I'd embelish it to a I14 or the like. ------------- I might be sailing it, but it's still sh**e! |
Posted By: KnightMare
Date Posted: 13 Dec 06 at 5:08pm
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lol yeah the topper isnt so sexy. But any 'lady' who knows what one is (and isnt impressed by it) is likely to have a scar equaly as impressive - with a better story ------------- http://theramblingsofmyinnergeek.blogspot.com/ |
Posted By: timnoyce
Date Posted: 13 Dec 06 at 8:49pm
I never had a problem with it. I guess you don't notice when you are part of the action week in week out 
------------- http://www.facebook.com/bearfootdesign - BEARFOOT DESIGN Cherub 2648 - Comfortably Numb |
Posted By: farmerwest
Date Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 9:10am
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Well i dont no what u guys use this fourm for but trying 2 pull isnt what u shud be doin! u need to get out more.!
------------- They call me a farmer becuse im from dorset and listen to the 'Wurzels'! oooh aarrr! |
Posted By: farmerwest
Date Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 9:21am
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ok buddy. all im tryin 2 say is im 15 and dont spend my time tryin 2 impress women on the DINGY fourm! ------------- They call me a farmer becuse im from dorset and listen to the 'Wurzels'! oooh aarrr! |
Posted By: tack'ho
Date Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 9:53am
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it says FRIGHT i was refering to the fact he wrote chicks dig SCARES!!! Its hard work on here sometimes ------------- I might be sailing it, but it's still sh**e! |
(ps as sarcasm is difficult to pick up on the forum, all the above is!!) (so was that)Posted By: Merlinboy
Date Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 10:46am
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I also read that nottingham has the highest female to male ratio in the country!!
Bloody brilliant ------------- |
Posted By: Pierre
Date Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 12:05pm
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Get a grip son. They all count
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Posted By: foaminatthedeck
Date Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 12:33pm
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Dude I'm 23 and im happy if any women are impressed with me Having said that 15 was easyer all you had to do was buy a girl a can of coke and she was yours for at least half the evening.
------------- Lark 2170 |
Posted By: Strawberry
Date Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 1:15pm
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TT, you're forgetting one of the principle rules in life: - The "Good bloke" never gets the girl !! That would "ruin their friendship" ------------- Cherub 2649 "Dangerous Strawberry |
Posted By: Merlinboy
Date Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 2:13pm
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Turnturtle, I'm too old to go to university again now, i would never want to be classed as a mature student.
If i was i would probably shy away from nottingham, i'm not a big fan of violence or guns and as you said it is the gun crime capital of the uk ------------- |
Posted By: foaminatthedeck
Date Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 2:15pm
Whats wrong with mature studients?
------------- Lark 2170 |
Posted By: farmerwest
Date Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 2:51pm
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well im sorry for not realiseing the sacasm and taking it too seriously.
------------- They call me a farmer becuse im from dorset and listen to the 'Wurzels'! oooh aarrr! |
Posted By: foaminatthedeck
Date Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 4:30pm
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if only someone had told be that then (posisble what you'd have for the rest of the evening is a 15 year old girls sick on your trainers not what most teenage boys dreems about) ------------- Lark 2170 |
Posted By: farmerwest
Date Posted: 15 Dec 06 at 8:58am
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my trainers are white n dont look gud with sick on them!!! i would luv 2 see sum girl puke when all shes drunk is a can of coke! ------------- They call me a farmer becuse im from dorset and listen to the 'Wurzels'! oooh aarrr! |
Posted By: Merlinboy
Date Posted: 15 Dec 06 at 10:08am
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I find the best way to pull women is to lie!!! ------------- |
Posted By: radial179102
Date Posted: 18 Dec 06 at 9:33am
Can I just point out to you all thats its DINGHY not DINGY... Hehehe You lot know nothing about girls!! :D  ------------- 
Villan is my Bitch ;) |
Posted By: Merlinboy
Date Posted: 18 Dec 06 at 10:41am
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You must do sailing a europe,
But it is true i know nothing about girls thats why my misses wasnt happy when i bought a merlin instead of a kitchen ------------- |
Posted By: radial179102
Date Posted: 18 Dec 06 at 2:30pm
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Well I am a girl so it kinda comes with the package... And Kudos on the Merlin! Truth be told I'd be much happier with the Merlin!!! -------------
Villan is my Bitch ;) |
Posted By: Pierre
Date Posted: 18 Dec 06 at 3:22pm
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I bet you say that to all the boys
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Posted By: farmerwest
Date Posted: 18 Dec 06 at 4:52pm
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i keep lookin to see if any one ever leaves anything gud on my replies but all every see is a load of blokes telling me how to pull on a DINGHY fourm!!!! soz bout the spelling i was listenin to led zepplin when i wrote that!! lol ------------- They call me a farmer becuse im from dorset and listen to the 'Wurzels'! oooh aarrr! |
Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 18 Dec 06 at 6:07pm
My top pulling tip? Rohypnol: Puts the 'sensual' back into 'non-consensual' ------------- |
Posted By: Hobbo
Date Posted: 18 Dec 06 at 7:01pm
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------------- Contender GBR 362 Osprey 1318 - IVplay SSC |
Posted By: Lucy Lee
Date Posted: 18 Dec 06 at 7:24pm
Well I'd be pretty displeased if my other half wasted a whole load of money on a merlin ------------- Fly Cherub! |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 18 Dec 06 at 7:32pm
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A) I wish i had an other half and B) Anyone could be my other half if they bought me a merlin! hehe
------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: Merlinboy
Date Posted: 19 Dec 06 at 9:01am
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ANy well balanced female should be happy with a few bits of carbon, nicely finished off decks, laminated sails. I just dont get it? instead she wanted chipboard cupboards and stainless appliances. WHATS WRONG WITH HER.
Alas the merlin had to go when she fell pregnant. Which was probably a good thing because i was crap in it. ------------- |
Posted By: radial179102
Date Posted: 23 Dec 06 at 10:24pm
Well how do other girls do it?? Complimenting on the size of a guys boat is the only way!! -------------
Villan is my Bitch ;) |
Posted By: radial179102
Date Posted: 23 Dec 06 at 10:25pm
Rohypnol... oooh so many ideas! ... I mean... yeah... *runs away*  -------------
Villan is my Bitch ;) |
Posted By: Pierre
Date Posted: 24 Dec 06 at 11:48am
I'm sorry, my memory's not that good
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Posted By: radial179102
Date Posted: 24 Dec 06 at 11:51am
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Villan is my Bitch ;) |
Posted By: radial179102
Date Posted: 24 Dec 06 at 11:52am
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Villan is my Bitch ;) |
Posted By: Fans1024
Date Posted: 11 Jan 07 at 6:33pm
Ah you see its all about how the brain is wired. Women with a normal wired brain would be very impressed. Along with cars - novas are NOT impressive. However women with adnormally wired brains like shopping and the like. My flatemates idea of a great saturday is 8 hours shopping on Oxford Street followed by an overexpensive bar, which has posh lighting, expensive and crappy mixed drinks. The very thought of sailing almost causes them to crawl into a corner and rock back and fore. You see they might break a nail or mess their hair. However my idea of a great saturday is either sailing, surfing, kiteboarding, wakeboarding etc, followed by a cool pub/bar with decent music - RnB, Hip Hop etc - is not cool |