Church Bells
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Topic: Church Bells
Posted By: Phat Bouy
Subject: Church Bells
Date Posted: 04 Jul 06 at 2:29am
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along. ------------- Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho |
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Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 04 Jul 06 at 7:18am
hehehehehe
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Posted By: BBSCFaithfull
Date Posted: 04 Jul 06 at 10:22am
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That is a good 1!
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Posted By: les5269
Date Posted: 04 Jul 06 at 7:50pm
 funny ------------- 49er 531 & 5000 5025 and a mirror(now gone to mirror heaven)! http://www.grafham.org/" rel="nofollow - Grafham water Sailing Club The greatest inland sailing in the country |
Posted By: Javelin53
Date Posted: 04 Jul 06 at 8:06pm
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legend ------------- I hoped the threat would be enough! JAVELIN 53 ENTERPRISE 16691,RESTORATION JOB TOPPER 29388 BUCKENHAM SC |
Posted By: Soggy Doggie
Date Posted: 27 Jul 06 at 7:52pm
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The old ones are the best. Thanks for reminding us of this one, Phat Buoy. Here's another. A Roman Catholic priest was disturbed to note that someone in his presbytery had been at his sherry bottle. There was nobody else living there but himself and his housekeeper, whom he suspected of taking a swig. So to teach her a lesson, he peeved into the bottle, to top it up. The next day, he noticed the level had dropped again. So he peeved into it a second time. Surely she would detect the sherry was off, he thought. But next morning, the sherry had gone down yet again. Once more, he peeved into the bottle. This went on for a week. He finally realised this couldn't be allowed to continue. The priest therefore resolved to confront the housekeeper for an explanation. He called her into his study and explained that to steal is a venial sin. When she nodded in agreement, the priest asked her if she had been drinking his sherry. "Oh no Father", she replied. "Have you not noticed I have been pouring a little into your soup each night?" ------------- A Cat is for life, not just for christmas. |
Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 27 Jul 06 at 9:05pm
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that is disgusting but hilarious ------------- Jp Indoe Contender 518 Buzz591 Chew Valley Sailing club Bristol |