Oh well .......
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Topic: Oh well .......
Posted By: Phat Bouy
Subject: Oh well .......
Date Posted: 22 Jun 06 at 8:29pm
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A little boy is walking along the shore when a boat hoves to and the helm offers him sweets if he will get in the boat with him. "No way, shove off!" says the boy. "Sweets and £10?" says the helm. "I thought I told you to shove off" "Sweets and £50" says the helm. "Are you deaf or what?" says the boy. "What do I have to do to get you into the boat" says the man. So the boy says "Look, Dad, you bought the Omega, now you live with it!" ------------- Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho |
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Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 22 Jun 06 at 8:38pm
LMFAO!!!!! 
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Posted By: gonzo
Date Posted: 22 Jun 06 at 9:16pm
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thought it might have something to Gary Glitter or MJ ------------- Go Big or Go home or sail a 49er!!! |
Posted By: timnoyce
Date Posted: 22 Jun 06 at 9:40pm
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pure comedy genius. Nice one Phatty ------------- http://www.facebook.com/bearfootdesign - BEARFOOT DESIGN Cherub 2648 - Comfortably Numb |
Posted By: Prince Buster
Date Posted: 22 Jun 06 at 9:52pm
 ------------- international moth - "what what?" |
Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 22 Jun 06 at 10:41pm
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pure comical ------------- Josh Preater http://www.bu22.co.uk">  BUZZING IS FUN
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Posted By: headfry
Date Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 8:58am
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Oh PB......... thats so bad it's GREAT!!!! See ya at weekend sometime? |
Posted By: Olly4088
Date Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 9:53am
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very good
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Posted By: Matt Jackson
Date Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 1:31pm
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I'd be very grateful if you didn't use just his initials. ------------- Laser 203001, Harrier (H+) 36 |
Posted By: timnoyce
Date Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 1:34pm
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and there was me just assuming he meant MlCHAEL Jackson. haha
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Posted By: gonzo
Date Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 1:53pm
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I apologise Matt Michael Jackson i was reffering to
------------- Go Big or Go home or sail a 49er!!! |
Posted By: laser47
Date Posted: 23 Jun 06 at 2:22pm
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lol ------------- |
Posted By: tack'ho
Date Posted: 29 Jun 06 at 8:11am
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I can't believe you've got away with ripping off an old skoda joke ------------- I might be sailing it, but it's still sh**e! |
Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 29 Jun 06 at 9:14am
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sounds better with the boat IMHO and also as i hadn't heard the skoda one ------------- Josh Preater http://www.bu22.co.uk"> BUZZING IS FUN
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Posted By: Matt Jackson
Date Posted: 29 Jun 06 at 12:44pm
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especially as Skoda jokes aren't funny any more now that they're VW's. ------------- Laser 203001, Harrier (H+) 36 |
Posted By: Webmuppet
Date Posted: 29 Jun 06 at 9:51pm
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Well here's another recycled Skoda joke - apologies in advance: A bloke walks into a chandlers and says, "Can I have a ratchet block for an Omega ?" The bloke behind the counter sighs and says, " well all right then, sounds like a fair swap" Nigel ------------- I am the milkman of human kindness, I will leave an extra pint (Billy Bragg) Graduate 2530 'Galaxy' |
Posted By: 29er397
Date Posted: 29 Jun 06 at 10:46pm
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Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 30 Jun 06 at 7:38am
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hadn't heard that one before ------------- Josh Preater http://www.bu22.co.uk"> BUZZING IS FUN
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Posted By: laser47
Date Posted: 30 Jun 06 at 9:13pm
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that's a good one ------------- |
Posted By: 49erGBR735HSC
Date Posted: 01 Jul 06 at 1:54am
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What do you call an Omega when you take the cover off???? A skip! (sorry guys ------------- Dennis Watson 49er GBR735 http://www.helensburghsailingclub.co.uk/ - Helensburgh S.C http://www.noblemarine.co.uk/home.php3?affid=560 - Boat Insurance from Noble Marine |
)Posted By: laser47
Date Posted: 02 Jul 06 at 10:10pm
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so true ------------- |
Posted By: fizzicist
Date Posted: 18 Jul 06 at 7:14pm
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Bloke goes to the chandlers with his Omega. "I'm having problems with it - it won't point, the sail shape just looks horrible and it feels really unresponsive" he explains "What you need is a ratchet block swap" "But the ratchet block is fine?" "No, you misunderstand. You take the ratchet block off, put a decent boat where the Omega was and reattach it to that"
Thank you! I'm here all week... ------------- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. |
Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 18 Jul 06 at 9:02pm
Thats bull, how would you fit an omega into the chandlers? ------------- |
Posted By: Villan
Date Posted: 18 Jul 06 at 9:09pm
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A large crane and a low-loader .... "Brazil 1" style! ------------- Vareo - 149 "Secrets" http://www.TandyUKServers.co.uk" rel="nofollow - TandyUK Servers |
Posted By: laser47
Date Posted: 20 Jul 06 at 7:19pm
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the same way I almost ended up with one fitted through my back......brute force and a lot of wind ------------- |
Posted By: Soggy Doggie
Date Posted: 26 Jul 06 at 10:18pm
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It is sad to see how the good name of an excellent wristwatch can be tarnished by a lousy boat. I hope they don't do the same with Sekonda or Timex. ------------- A Cat is for life, not just for christmas. |
Posted By: Iain C
Date Posted: 11 Aug 06 at 1:07pm
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Call it a slomega, it avoids any confusion... ------------- RS700 GBR922 "Wirespeed" Fireball GBR14474 "Eleven Parsecs" Enterprise GBR21970 Bavaria 32 GBR4755L "Adastra" |
Posted By: 49erGBR735HSC
Date Posted: 11 Aug 06 at 2:04pm
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------------- Dennis Watson 49er GBR735 http://www.helensburghsailingclub.co.uk/ - Helensburgh S.C http://www.noblemarine.co.uk/home.php3?affid=560 - Boat Insurance from Noble Marine |
Posted By: laser47
Date Posted: 11 Aug 06 at 10:04pm
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lol what the hell ------------- |
Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 24 Aug 06 at 12:35pm
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LMFAO!!!!! Thats inspired... ------------- |