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Topic: Cowes
Posted By: Olly4088
Subject: Cowes
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 12:28am

Can you please help us with this drunken debate.

 

Do cows have horns or is it just bulls that have them.  I think that it is only Bulls that have horns.

 



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Phantom 1298



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Posted By: JimC
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 2:55am
It depends on the breed of cattle. In some both male and female have horns, some just the males, some neither.


Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 7:19am
bulls have rings in their noses

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Jp Indoe
Contender 518
Buzz591
Chew Valley Sailing club
Bristol


Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 7:29am

Nah that's the chavs



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http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC


Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 11:49am
lol, is that prince buster in the phone box??

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Needs to sail more...


Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 12:50pm
HAHAHA!!!!

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Posted By: 29er397
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 2:01pm
Originally posted by tgruitt

lol, is that prince buster in the phone box??


If he has an alternate identity as a small balding man


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http://www.kielderwatersc.org - Kielder Water Sailing Club


Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 6:24pm
It's a blur on the glass... and PB confessed he is 53kgs....

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http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC


Posted By: 29er397
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 6:29pm
after a closer look , it must be him then!!!

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http://www.kielderwatersc.org - Kielder Water Sailing Club


Posted By: Prince Buster
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 6:48pm
okay i feel i might have to dispel the flying roumers on this one.......im afraid this time they're not true lol!
ive grown a bit.....the one in the burberry cap's me instead


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international moth - "what what?"


Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 8:07pm

And that's why you're selling the 600! A bit too classy to be towed behind the pimped Escort...  I'm at loss to suggest another class fitting your newly-found status... Dare I say a Laser?

Or simply, is sailing something chavs don't do?



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http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC


Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 9:22pm

chavs are wanabe yachties (im sure i heard that on here) thats why they all where hely hansen jackets with the collars turned up.



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600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it.
Also International 14, 1318


Posted By: Olly4088
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 11:24pm
So do cows have horns or not then. The drunken debate has continued this evening courtesy of a blow up sheep called "RALF" The Silver Fox, aka Lurch........

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Phantom 1298


Posted By: 29er397
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 11:40pm
someone came to the conclusion earlier in the thread, that, yes some do some dont, just depends on the breed.

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http://www.kielderwatersc.org - Kielder Water Sailing Club


Posted By: Prince Buster
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 11:56pm
Originally posted by Black no sugar

And that's why you're selling the 600! A bit too classy to be towed behind the pimped Escort...  I'm at loss to suggest another class fitting your newly-found status... Dare I say a Laser?

Or simply, is sailing something chavs don't do?



oh no! sailing's far too boring for us "jocks"!
we prefer to go down-town and pick up all the high street honeys lol!
and we also like to drive our (and yes, bNs i quote you) "pimped" rides round town and boom out loud hip-hop music, which we of course we only like cos our homies like it and we want to "fit in" and look "hip" or "street". 

So yer that's how we like to spend our weekends,
wiv our mates all sayin "yo you're mi best friend",
but i don't really like da whole rude boy thing,
it's all too fake smokin sh*t n wearin bling,
so rather than gettin wank*red n smokin a spliff,
 i'd rather get my kicks on a twelve foot skiff!!!


 

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international moth - "what what?"


Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 28 May 06 at 12:50am
oh no, chav poems, Shizzle ma Nizzle homie, u got it goin down dawg. im gettin ma beatz from dis hippedy hoppedy rimes thats goin in me nog. yeh, check that sh*t you crazy mother hubbard

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Needs to sail more...


Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 28 May 06 at 8:09am
ahhhh nooo we're being invaded!!!!!

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600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it.
Also International 14, 1318


Posted By: Calum_Reid
Date Posted: 28 May 06 at 10:25pm
BANGIN!!

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Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 29 May 06 at 10:07am
Safe.

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Posted By: stuarthop
Date Posted: 29 May 06 at 12:52pm
sound laaa innit!

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Posted By: tack'ho
Date Posted: 30 May 06 at 11:38am
touch me bro.

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I might be sailing it, but it's still sh**e!


Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 30 May 06 at 2:47pm
gyro mate

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Josh Preater

http://www.bu22.co.uk">BUZZING IS FUN



Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 30 May 06 at 3:16pm
come again

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Josh Preater

http://www.bu22.co.uk">BUZZING IS FUN



Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 30 May 06 at 3:57pm

i don't actually know what chavs mean by gyro mate but people always say it when the are true chavs or when they are taking the mick out of chavs



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Josh Preater

http://www.bu22.co.uk">BUZZING IS FUN



Posted By: tack'ho
Date Posted: 31 May 06 at 8:20am

I think it goes back to when a sort of bank was run for the government by the post office called the Giro-bank, so the weekly dole/other allowances you get when you can't be arsed to actually work had the word Giro-bank printed across the top...hence it was known coloquially (sp? BNS) as a Giro.

As opposed to a Gyro which is some sort of greek food

ps. I may have just made all this up!!



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I might be sailing it, but it's still sh**e!



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