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Bacon Butties

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Topic: Bacon Butties
Posted By: Phat Bouy
Subject: Bacon Butties
Date Posted: 27 May 06 at 12:22am


Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his rear end aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?"
"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."

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Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho



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Posted By: feva_sailor
Date Posted: 30 May 06 at 3:22pm


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Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 30 May 06 at 3:35pm

Originally posted by Phat Bouy


 "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?"
"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."

is that your a*** you are baking

no it is just my hands i'm heating



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Josh Preater

http://www.bu22.co.uk">BUZZING IS FUN




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