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Topic: if biscuits were boats
Posted By: mike ellis
Subject: if biscuits were boats
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 8:24pm

ok i missread the thread on boats and celebrities so heres my version:

topper=digestive

its boring and it gets anoying when you cant find anything else at the club.



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Posted By: Pondling
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 8:26pm
hmm i think a kit kat chunky (nt quite a biscuit bt... there arent that many!!) is a 29er...

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Posted By: phantom_iv
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 8:32pm
Originally posted by mike ellis

topper=digestive




In which case,

laser=chocolate digestive

They may be common as anything, but its still a vast
improvement on a digestive.


Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 8:36pm

Originally posted by Pondling

hmm i think a kit kat chunky (nt quite a biscuit bt... there arent that many!!) is a 29er...

not too sure id have thought a kit kat chunky would be something like a new solo, its an old old design but they keep going and desperately trying to be more likeable (not a fan of kit kats).



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Posted By: Strawberry
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 8:49pm
I think a Jaffa Cake is just like a 470.......

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Posted By: Rupert
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 9:10pm
Twix would be a Dart 18 - 2 hulls, and a design classic, but there are racier biscuits out there.

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Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 9:16pm
yeah like a KitKat

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Posted By: les5269
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 10:28pm
Originally posted by mike ellis

 

topper=digestive

 

They both go soggy in water



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Posted By: les5269
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 10:29pm

Laser 5000 =ginger nut

you break your teeth on them



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Posted By: Strawberry
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 10:32pm


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Cherub 2649 "Dangerous Strawberry


Posted By: Strawberry
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 10:43pm


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Cherub 2649 "Dangerous Strawberry


Posted By: Strawberry
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 10:46pm

Hoppy's favorite (for dem dat know!!!!)



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Cherub 2649 "Dangerous Strawberry


Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 08 May 06 at 11:57pm

We've had that type of discussion before, haven't we? I can't find the original post, lost in the mists of time, but I can find BWD's contribution to the Waggon Wheel thread started by Les aaaaages ago:



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Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 7:50am
i like the old thread alert

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Posted By: sailor girl
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 8:16am
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 9:29am

Chocolate  Cake - Cherubs

No real reason but theyre both pretty good really and its Strawberrys birthday so it gives me an excuse to post a cake...

Yes Im fully aware its not a biscuit. Cheers.



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Posted By: timnoyce
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 10:58am
Originally posted by turnturtle



Cherub = Kids Party Rings

you boys can pretend all you like that you know what you're talking about when it comes to technical sailing jargon, but we all know that it's just a scrap to get the best coloured biscuit and not get left with the sludge brown one at the end of the season...



Guess my pack of party rings got packed in a bag of tins, not only did I get the sludgy brown one but its been broken into numerous pieces!


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Posted By: Ellie
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 11:21am

GP14=custard cream - bit square round the edges but seems to do alright for its self.  very popular at the old folks home.

Merlin= ferraro roche - a sophisticated nibble with lots of different aspects to it (choc, nutty, biscuitty and such a good combo!) Abit more expensive than i would like but well worth the extra pennies! (i know its not really a biscuit but meh )



Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 12:18pm
nah, Ferrero Rocher is a sickening concoction of substandard, greasy milk chocolate enhanced by a disastrous advert campaign... Over to you to match the boat!!

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Posted By: Blobby
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 12:23pm
Vago anyone...

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Posted By: jeffers
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 12:24pm
Originally posted by Black no sugar

nah, Ferrero Rocher is a sickening concoction of substandard, greasy milk chocolate enhanced by a disastrous advert campaign... Over to you to match the boat!!


Most rotomoulded boats seem to fit the bill......but as a choice the 'Escape' series of boats are probaly the best fit.


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Posted By: timnoyce
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 12:32pm
The laser vago is such a nothing boat its hard to define it really. I guess its like a tesco own brand 'Double Take'. Its very average, looks remarkably similar to other products on the market and its just there to fill a space on the shelf.

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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 1:42pm

wiv zeese topaze gzénon...

Don't forget the accent... or can you only do a bad Peter Kay?



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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 2:16pm

I was looking for a classy, good-taste entertainer to bring a bit of spark to my 40th birthday party next year... Consider yourself hired!!

All considered, I won't fork out the extra for the phlegm bubbles... Might get messy on the evening dress...



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Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 5:46pm

wayfarer = tofee (a realy big one)

they are nice to start with but after a while they hurt your teeth trying to open your mouth again.



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600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it.
Also International 14, 1318


Posted By: Contender 541
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 6:02pm

Laser - Jammy Dodger

Everyone has had one

Everyone Likes them

Everyone is ashamed to say they like them because of the shower of ridicule that comes with the admission



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Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 09 May 06 at 6:07pm
But I dont like lasers and am not ashamed of my love of jammy dodgers 

Ahh well, mummy always said I was special....


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Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 10 May 06 at 7:12pm
Originally posted by turnturtle

Now come on Isis, admit it... you only like Jammy Dodgers because Strawberry told you the guy who came up with the idea of putting a jammy heart in the middle of the bikkie probably sailed cherubs and he wanted to emblazen the cherub logo onto the minds of young & innocent children around the globe.....


I had previously liked them merely for their jammy-goodness and nutritional value, but know you mention it....


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