WARNING - Blonde Joke
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Topic: WARNING - Blonde Joke
Posted By: Phat Bouy
Subject: WARNING - Blonde Joke
Date Posted: 23 Feb 06 at 12:22pm
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and
the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch! ------------- Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho |
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 23 Feb 06 at 2:50pm
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I'd heard it about Beckham... and he's no blond... wait... is he? David Beckham's in front of a herd of journalists, ready for anything. He starts: Upon which his manager says: ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC 
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Posted By: Pierre
Date Posted: 23 Feb 06 at 5:00pm
 It's the way she tells 'em ! |
Posted By: Phat Bouy
Date Posted: 23 Feb 06 at 11:20pm
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Brooklyn was asking his mum what certain words meant. "What's the opposite of joy, mum?" he asks. "The opposite of joy, Brooklyn is sadness". "Oh I see. So what's the opposite of anger?" "Well, I suppose that the opposite of that one is happiness". "Right," says Brooklyn. "And what's the opposite of woe?" "Hey" interrupts David, "I think I know this one. Is it giddy up?" ------------- Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho |
Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 25 Feb 06 at 3:03pm
 great the granny joke was a one off------------- 600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it. Also International 14, 1318 |