Lethal Granny
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Topic: Lethal Granny
Posted By: Phat Bouy
Subject: Lethal Granny
Date Posted: 06 Feb 06 at 7:25pm
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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. ------------- Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho |
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Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 06 Feb 06 at 7:56pm
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thats a bit odd. dont realy find it funny but ive seen a boat in portsmouth harbour called red hot granny. its bright red and looks quite fast. only seen it off its mooring once. |
Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 06 Feb 06 at 8:25pm
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i thuoght that was quite funny mike, wheres you're sense of humour? ------------- Jp Indoe Contender 518 Buzz591 Chew Valley Sailing club Bristol |
Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 06 Feb 06 at 8:50pm
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it was mildly amuzing but ive heard better |
Posted By: Prince Buster
Date Posted: 06 Feb 06 at 8:53pm
I liked it - well done phatty boom bouy!!!! 
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Posted By: stuarthop
Date Posted: 07 Feb 06 at 6:03pm
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Posted By: timnoyce
Date Posted: 07 Feb 06 at 6:07pm
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Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 07 Feb 06 at 6:41pm
| i am out voted. |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 07 Feb 06 at 7:29pm
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I should hope so It's a funny story, and I might use it in reality, when I'm very old ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC 
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, in many many many years!!Posted By: laser47
Date Posted: 17 Feb 06 at 8:42pm
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have any of you heard that MP3 clip thats floating around of an american radio talk show and there's some guy phoning in about some grannies battering a road rage driver. that can't be real? ------------- |