Chav or not?
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Topic: Chav or not?
Posted By: Phat Bouy
Subject: Chav or not?
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 9:55pm
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Posted By: Strawberry
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:08pm
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51% - could be worse. ------------- Cherub 2649 "Dangerous Strawberry |
Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:19pm
33% 
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Posted By: les5269
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:21pm
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I'm 24% chav!!!!! Is this good I ask myself? ------------- 49er 531 & 5000 5025 and a mirror(now gone to mirror heaven)! http://www.grafham.org/" rel="nofollow - Grafham water Sailing Club The greatest inland sailing in the country |
Posted By: Strawberry
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:22pm
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Please someone get higher than me I went to private school, I love sailing, and I drink real ale and G'n'T. How can I be a chav? ------------- Cherub 2649 "Dangerous Strawberry |
Posted By: 49erGBR735HSC
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:24pm
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Yep 73%, but I'm Scottish, does that count? ------------- Dennis Watson 49er GBR735 http://www.helensburghsailingclub.co.uk/ - Helensburgh S.C http://www.noblemarine.co.uk/home.php3?affid=560 - Boat Insurance from Noble Marine |
Posted By: 49erGBR735HSC
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:25pm
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Drunk too.........
------------- Dennis Watson 49er GBR735 http://www.helensburghsailingclub.co.uk/ - Helensburgh S.C http://www.noblemarine.co.uk/home.php3?affid=560 - Boat Insurance from Noble Marine |
Posted By: les5269
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:28pm
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Only you Dennis!!!!
------------- 49er 531 & 5000 5025 and a mirror(now gone to mirror heaven)! http://www.grafham.org/" rel="nofollow - Grafham water Sailing Club The greatest inland sailing in the country |
Posted By: Olly4088
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:28pm
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31% not to bad some of the questions were a little sketchy ------------- Phantom 1298 |
Posted By: les5269
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:30pm
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And dificult!! I mean what's a bargain bucket? ------------- 49er 531 & 5000 5025 and a mirror(now gone to mirror heaven)! http://www.grafham.org/" rel="nofollow - Grafham water Sailing Club The greatest inland sailing in the country |
Posted By: CurlyBen
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:31pm
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13%.. anyone lower?
------------- RS800 GBR848 Weston SC |
Posted By: 49erGBR735HSC
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:44pm
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73%, any higher, now theres a question! ------------- Dennis Watson 49er GBR735 http://www.helensburghsailingclub.co.uk/ - Helensburgh S.C http://www.noblemarine.co.uk/home.php3?affid=560 - Boat Insurance from Noble Marine |
Posted By: kasey3000
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:53pm
33%......but I haven't been to KFC for about 7years!   ------------- 49er 908 |
Posted By: 49erGBR735HSC
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:55pm
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More like 83% ------------- Dennis Watson 49er GBR735 http://www.helensburghsailingclub.co.uk/ - Helensburgh S.C http://www.noblemarine.co.uk/home.php3?affid=560 - Boat Insurance from Noble Marine |
Posted By: CurlyBen
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 10:59pm
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Think you've got the highest Chav rating Dennis, is that just from Plymouth or were you a ned before?
------------- RS800 GBR848 Weston SC |
Posted By: 49erGBR735HSC
Date Posted: 08 Jan 06 at 11:33pm
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1 WORD- SCOTTISH (doesn't count!) ------------- Dennis Watson 49er GBR735 http://www.helensburghsailingclub.co.uk/ - Helensburgh S.C http://www.noblemarine.co.uk/home.php3?affid=560 - Boat Insurance from Noble Marine |
Posted By: TheSeaFalcon
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 7:13am
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22%!!!!! Wahey, and I live in Bristol!!! I'm quite pleased with myself, but you dennis... you should be ashamed!!! ------------- x--x--x<x>x--x--x Topper 41825 Cherub 2539 (going, going and not quite but nearly gone)! |
Posted By: jeffers
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 10:01am
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33% here.....and I live near Essex! (Not disparaging anyone from Essex but it does have a reputation!
------------- Paul ---------------------- D-Zero GBR 74 |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 10:19am
Nah, believe me... she shops at my Sainsbury's and a friend of mine used to be her manager, when she worked at the local Cash&Carry. Jordan isn't a hypocrit... She IS as daft as she looks  ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC 
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Posted By: KnightMare
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 11:49am
27% preety good going I think, And theres nothign wrong with living in essex tho it does have a slight reputation  ------------- http://theramblingsofmyinnergeek.blogspot.com/ |
Posted By: carshalton fc
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 2:10pm
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i got 71% how does that work??? well i do lve in croydon so maybe ------------- International 14 1503 |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 2:56pm
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i got 12%, yeah go me! ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: Prince Buster
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 4:41pm
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16%. C'mon that can't be bad for someone who lives in Southend in Essex. One of the country's chav honeypots!
------------- international moth - "what what?" |
Posted By: TheSeaFalcon
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 5:00pm
Awww, luke!! I'm sure it was just the computer being faulty!! It really meant 17% haha!  ------------- x--x--x<x>x--x--x Topper 41825 Cherub 2539 (going, going and not quite but nearly gone)! |
Posted By: BBSCFaithfull
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 5:33pm
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Ha Ha m8, it shows . Especially with ur Carbon scooter exhaust!! Hee hee
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Posted By: kasey3000
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 5:35pm
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Dennis.....just remember the laser5000 mast...!!! ------------- 49er 908 |
Posted By: BBSCFaithfull
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 5:38pm
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Ah result 11%!! In ur face luke. tee hee
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Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 6:26pm
i am now going to decapitate you. there is nothing wrong with getting a state education. i go to a state school and am only 27%. and i use long words like decapitate. |
Posted By: Calum_Reid
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 6:35pm
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i got 44% not bad for being Scottish tho im from the posher east coast eh Dennis! ------------- 
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Posted By: carshalton fc
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 6:43pm
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thanks ellie. u know!! ------------- International 14 1503 |
Posted By: Harry44981!
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 7:37pm
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Diddums doesn't pay for my education and I only got 22%, innit. Peace out, westside. ------------- |
Posted By: carshalton fc
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 7:38pm
na it is peace out A town. and get ur foot up dont ask how i know this! lol------------- International 14 1503 |
Posted By: bigwavedave
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 8:08pm
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CCC Carshalton the Croydon Chav ------------- 
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Posted By: carshalton fc
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 8:10pm
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na it was a fix. so dave when u coming back to bbsc? ------------- International 14 1503 |
Posted By: CurlyBen
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 8:59pm
Careful Kasey neds get angry when they're provoked ------------- RS800 GBR848 Weston SC |
Posted By: sailor girl
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 9:12pm
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18% and proud! ------------- Sailor Girl, Queen Of The Forum! |
Posted By: A Seabadger
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 9:16pm
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20% - seems average ------------- I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every moment of it. |
Posted By: carshalton fc
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 9:23pm
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yer seems like it is just me and you dennis that are the chavs on the forum ------------- International 14 1503 |
Posted By: stuarthop
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 9:46pm
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22%!!!! And i went to 1 of dem council scool places n i'm an apprentise n i got a big stereo in me car laa. It should be more like 0.1% in my opinion! ------------- |
Posted By: Strawberry
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 10:36pm
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But you also live in or around Chester! ------------- Cherub 2649 "Dangerous Strawberry |
Posted By: kasey3000
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 10:40pm
so do I......... ------------- 49er 908 |
Posted By: CurlyBen
Date Posted: 09 Jan 06 at 10:44pm
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Oh yes! Lots of pictures and a full write up on y&y?
------------- RS800 GBR848 Weston SC |
Posted By: kasey3000
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 12:16am
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only if you fancy reaching your next birthday after the nats!!!!! ------------- 49er 908 |
Posted By: 49erGBR735HSC
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 2:13am
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He he, we need to take pictures or else we're dead.................
------------- Dennis Watson 49er GBR735 http://www.helensburghsailingclub.co.uk/ - Helensburgh S.C http://www.noblemarine.co.uk/home.php3?affid=560 - Boat Insurance from Noble Marine |
Posted By: Matt Jackson
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 1:09pm
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36% and I reckon that's 'just chav enough' ------------- Laser 203001, Harrier (H+) 36 |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 2:06pm
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I think the older you get, the higher the score... At 15 or 16, it's easy to remember if you have ever bought "own-brand Cola". When you've been shopping every week for the last 20 years, yep, I have bought stuff from Co-op, yep, "own- brand baked beans" (the value range too!) have been on the menu once or twice. And I went to a state school too, in France though, so does it count? All these reasons for my 22% - I reckon it could be worse ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC
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Posted By: carshalton fc
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 2:23pm
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ahh bns the mother of all chavs ------------- International 14 1503 |
Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 4:03pm
sorry but why do people think everyone in a state school is a chav?
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Posted By: kasey3000
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 4:41pm
You know full well what I mean DENNIS!!!!!!!!! ------------- 49er 908 |
Posted By: 49erGBR735HSC
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 6:37pm
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Photos and lots of them!...........of us, erm, sailing of course ------------- Dennis Watson 49er GBR735 http://www.helensburghsailingclub.co.uk/ - Helensburgh S.C http://www.noblemarine.co.uk/home.php3?affid=560 - Boat Insurance from Noble Marine |
Posted By: jpbuzz591
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 8:23pm
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Luke and Dennis, i think that the two of you now qualify to get a new car.
The Ford Focus ASBO
------------- Jp Indoe Contender 518 Buzz591 Chew Valley Sailing club Bristol |
Posted By: Calum_Reid
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 8:27pm
Because we are -------------
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 8:29pm
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Yep! and you've been watching Top Gear on Sunday, jp buzz 591!! (it also comes in blue, they said...) ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC
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Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 8:44pm
So does this mean people think it would be a bad idea to paint my boat that colour? its already orange so I thought it might be nice to keep it that way but add a bit more  and yes, I also like the car ------------- |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 10 Jan 06 at 11:22pm
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You're not the only one! Mr Clarkson was waxing lyrical about it, on TG repeat the other night. As for the colour of your boat, have you ever seen Matt Aston's Contender? Yep, Traffic Cone.
------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC
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Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 11 Jan 06 at 10:30am
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I want! ------------- |
Posted By: carshalton fc
Date Posted: 11 Jan 06 at 11:50am
bns you should have your boat that colour. they would never lose you. ------------- International 14 1503 |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 11 Jan 06 at 12:24pm
 I was planning to get the hull painted in some kind of fluorescent pink, so the rescue boat can see me . Better still, I should glue the pages of my favourite novel to the bottom of the hull: it would give me something to do between capsizes! ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC
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Posted By: carshalton fc
Date Posted: 11 Jan 06 at 1:17pm
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na your be fine, if u are going to do that make sure u laminate them. ------------- International 14 1503 |
Posted By: BBSCFaithfull
Date Posted: 11 Jan 06 at 5:10pm
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The only books i really read are Y&Y and FHM. Any chance of taking pics from those magazines and putting them on our hull Luke?? ------------- Greatfully Sponsored By www.allgoodfun.com Int 14 GBR 1503!! |
Posted By: Calum_Reid
Date Posted: 11 Jan 06 at 5:23pm
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Not the best idea if u want to do well in races! -------------
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Posted By: BBSCFaithfull
Date Posted: 11 Jan 06 at 5:34pm
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It could be a decoy, as all the other crews look at your hull filled with topless women they would have a huge pileup and crash therefore leaving you to rite the boat and to leap into the lead
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Posted By: carshalton fc
Date Posted: 11 Jan 06 at 6:56pm
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na i like the yellow. and anyways we dont spend that much time upside down so there isnt much point. ------------- International 14 1503 |
Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 12 Jan 06 at 5:44pm
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get a boat with purple spots on luminous green background!!!
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Posted By: Contender443
Date Posted: 14 Jan 06 at 5:05pm
Bad colour for a boat - Matt has been called OCS more times than he cares to remember!! For some reason his boat is easy to spot. However next season he will be alright as there is now a second boat of the same colour in the fleet - must have got a cheap deal on the gelcoat!! ------------- Bonnie Lass Contender 1764 |
Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 14 Jan 06 at 6:21pm
bad colour for a boat? my boat is* that colour  *was ------------- |
Posted By: Matt Jackson
Date Posted: 16 Jan 06 at 8:16am
It would be nice to think that but in fact Paul (the new vile coloured Contender's owner) had to order it specially. Actually I think there may be something psycholigical going on as Matt won the TT last year and was fairly high up at the Worlds. ------------- Laser 203001, Harrier (H+) 36 |
Posted By: HannahJ
Date Posted: 16 Jan 06 at 8:04pm
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Probably because he knows he won't get away with sneaking over the line so consequently has to practice very good starts?
------------- MIRROR 64799 "Dolphin" The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist hopes it will change; the realist adjusts the sail |