Mark Jardine
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Topic: Mark Jardine
Posted By: i tick
Subject: Mark Jardine
Date Posted: 24 Jul 13 at 8:17am
| Does Mark Jardine work 24 hours a day? I sent a report for the Combs Byte open at about 8 pm last night and 'bingo' it was on! I did think that this could have been one of the wonders of the computer age but computers do not write sub-headlines. Or do they? Does Mr Jardine exist? Is he a woman? We may never know. |
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Posted By: Mark Jardine
Date Posted: 24 Jul 13 at 8:35am
| Yes, I work 24 hours a day and a couple of Saturdays ago I was a woman called Josephine. |
Posted By: MerlinMags
Date Posted: 24 Jul 13 at 8:36am
| What? You told me it was Geraldine! I feel betrayed. |
Posted By: Pierre
Date Posted: 24 Jul 13 at 8:41am
| Get a room girls....... |
Posted By: winging it
Date Posted: 24 Jul 13 at 9:37am
I love them all....
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Posted By: yellowwelly
Date Posted: 24 Jul 13 at 10:11am
we met a person claiming to be Mark Jardine at the FOM. He could drink well and sail okay, so had all the right credentials for job in yotting journalism. He seemed to have an intimate working knowledge of the history of the Southampton Uni SC for a man his years portray, and I got a long unanswered question finalised on 'who the f*ck built that funnel?' that landed me in a lot of trouble back in the 1990's. I say man, I had assumed as much, the only time we clocked him in the mens changing room he was dressed as a beer bottle and drinking rum from an Aigle marimu boot, dancing to the tune of some burly Phantom sailor's misogynistic expletives... but then so was Fraggle, and she's definitely a girl (according to LaserNut anyway).
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Posted By: i tick
Date Posted: 24 Jul 13 at 10:21am
| I am just impressed that she stays up all night waiting for my race reports. |
Posted By: iGRF
Date Posted: 24 Jul 13 at 3:47pm
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I met what could have been a transgender type, he was hanging out near the toilets talking to a strange fella dressed as a beer bottle.
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Posted By: Mark Jardine
Date Posted: 24 Jul 13 at 5:09pm
 Takes one to know one! |
Posted By: maxibuddah
Date Posted: 24 Jul 13 at 8:44pm
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that is truely horrifying Mark, how could you do that to us???? Please don't say that this is the dress code for the evening meal at the fom this year ------------- Everything I say is my opinion, honest |
Posted By: Mark Jardine
Date Posted: 24 Jul 13 at 8:45pm
I think it's best not to put ideas in either mine or Graeme's head! |
Posted By: yellowwelly
Date Posted: 24 Jul 13 at 10:03pm
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well if you want to go all girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who girls like they're boys, I'll happily swap boats... always should be someone you always love. ------------- |