And plenty of clubs ready to welcome you...

I'm curious: do you ever bring work back home? Providing your profile's true, I'm sure the answer to "Soooo, wadjado for a job?" will be, hmm... uplifting!  

Good grief BnS, good point.  Plenty of work in Brighton for the more "experienced" I'm told

 I wouldn't know...

 I'm too innocent, I expect!

Is Plumb having some sort of wind up on here? Read his past posts and seem to think he is just messing.

Chavs in Yugoslavia?

Come to think of it Yugoslavia?

Been to Croydon to get a Visa then went home?

Skinny runt with an AK47?

Prove me wrong Plumb, because it would appear that you are a right plumb.  Take this sort of nonsense to another forum.

Hmm...  depends what you find amusing - we can't accuse Plumb of being very subtle, that's for sure...

Have you noticed the the thread he started: I hate chavs has been deleted?
Was it you, Mark? Well, whoever it was:    GOOD MOVE

At the end of the day, it's a sailing forum, not a meeting place for social discrimination (cos if it is, I'm well out of it! I'm female, blonde, French and a nerd! Far too much baggage!)

Originally posted by hydrographer20 think the forum is a place to discuss sailing issues - no matter how loosely

I definitely fit in the "loosely" category

Can't even go sailing this weekend: no babysitter

Ohhh that would be SO nice!
But I already know the answer: "No bly way!" 

You are too harsh on yourself BNS. You are not a nerd.  We all think you're great, (especially when you make tablet). Now that could be another thread to equal Jaffa cakes! 

We will not be at the club this weekend so see you next week.

Yeee haa!  Thnx BWD!

Pity you won't be there tomorrow - There will be more tablet!

AAAHHH Scottish Tablet, mmmmmmmmmmm!!

I agree with BWD, it deserves a separate thread. It all began because Contender443 is Scottish...

It's that sort of brittle fudge you find in Scotland. You have to LOVE sweet stuff to like it, and hold a superb disregard to your dental health. It's not neat sugar - it's worse...

If anyone's interested, I can share my recipe. Come down to LSC on Sundays to sample the end product (but come early, it doesn't last long).

YUMMY

being a woman isnt all that bad bns

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

And the retaliation:

Why ARE Men Happier ? Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.  Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress-  $5000. Tux rental- $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood - all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier! Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Only goes to show that one of the lines in Best Funny Emails is true:

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth... deal with it!