What happens next ..
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Topic: What happens next ..
Posted By: Laser 173312
Subject: What happens next ..
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 4:11pm
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Saw this on another forum, thought it could be funny on here. |
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Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 4:35pm
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a land full of giants.... ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: Villan
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 4:37pm
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there lived a very large ... ------------- Vareo - 149 "Secrets" http://www.TandyUKServers.co.uk" rel="nofollow - TandyUK Servers |
Posted By: MerlinMags
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 4:43pm
| giant, who was known for... |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 4:47pm
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his secret passion for dark... ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC 
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Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 4:51pm
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chocolate, he also loved eating... ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: dics
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 5:00pm
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marshmallows. He got so fat..... |
Posted By: laser4000
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 5:03pm
| he couldnt sail his cherub |
Posted By: dave.blakesley
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 5:22pm
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. He decided to buy a ------------- |
Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 5:26pm
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phantom. Then he found he
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Posted By: Splosh
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 5:35pm
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was very allergic to the... ------------- RS300 - 346 :D |
Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 5:36pm
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flowery toe straps he bought
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Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 5:49pm
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so he replaced them with
------------- |
Posted By: Merlinboy
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 5:53pm
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2.5mm Vectran which made his ------------- |
Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 5:56pm
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Feet bleed, this was not ------------- 600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it. Also International 14, 1318 |
Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 6:18pm
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a land full of giants ------------- 600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it. Also International 14, 1318 |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 7:05pm
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. One morning Turnturtle had a...
------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: Contender443
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 7:17pm
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difficult time understanding the rules ------------- Bonnie Lass Contender 1764 |
Posted By: Villan
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 7:27pm
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and typed more than five ...
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Posted By: FireballNeil
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 7:28pm
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of international on line tiddlywinks ------------- Neil 
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Posted By: SetSail
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 7:39pm
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which seemed to confuse the
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Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 7:42pm
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vicar, he stole tuppenybutterquims and
------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: foaminatthedeck
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 7:59pm
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lost the teapot. This ment
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Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 8:05pm
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he lost the plot, anyway....
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Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 9:13pm
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the giant had by now ------------- 600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it. Also International 14, 1318 |
Posted By: no limits
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 9:20pm
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gone on a diet and ------------- |
Posted By: Merlinboy
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 9:27pm
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was as slim as merlinboy ------------- |
Posted By: tmoore
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 9:37pm
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which actually means that he....... ------------- Landlocked in Africa RS300 - 410 Firefly F517 - Nutshell Micro Magic RC yacht - Eclipse |
Posted By: HannahJ
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 9:54pm
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bought a GP and sailed a proper boat/rant over...
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Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 22 Sep 08 at 10:21pm
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however on collecting the GP ------------- 600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it. Also International 14, 1318 |
Posted By: bert
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 1:30am
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he was happy to discover ------------- Phantom 1181 AC-227 IC 304 blaze / halo 586 |
Posted By: Merlinboy
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 6:33am
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The arm-chair like side tanks ------------- |
Posted By: Laser 173312
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 8:44am
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which were so comfortable, you ..... Remember 5 words each.
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Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 10:02am
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could recline like a king.. ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: JohnW
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 11:07am
| Meanwhile, in a galaxy far,... |
Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 11:18am
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far away, the cherub boys ------------- |
Posted By: kanga
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 11:48am
| after rolling in some steamy |
Posted By: hollandsd
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 11:54am
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epoxy resin coloured bright pink ------------- Laser 184084 Tasar 3501 RS600 698 RS600 782 |
Posted By: kanga
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 12:06pm
| a 18ft skiff mast. It... |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 12:10pm
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provided much jollity and mirth... ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: kanga
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 12:13pm
| before they tried polevaulting over.... |
Posted By: Merlinboy
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 12:28pm
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their nursary climbing frame and ------------- |
Posted By: hollandsd
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 12:51pm
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fell straight through their hull ------------- Laser 184084 Tasar 3501 RS600 698 RS600 782 |
Posted By: kanga
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 12:57pm
| and spent all afternoon trying |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 1:01pm
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to get epoxy out of.. ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 1:04pm
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the cracks they filled by (TT Still can't count to 5!) ------------- |
Posted By: kanga
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 1:06pm
| falling through the hull. Green |
Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 1:41pm
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envy came over them when... ------------- Josh Preater http://www.bu22.co.uk"> BUZZING IS FUN
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Posted By: Laser 173312
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 1:50pm
| the incredible hulk finally split .. |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 1:56pm
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his trousers in front of... ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: kanga
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 2:41pm
| took his photo for position |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 3:03pm
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remembered it was monthly now... ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: kanga
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 3:14pm
| but the lens dramatically shattered |
Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 3:20pm
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because it was unable to ------------- |
Posted By: kanga
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 3:24pm
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take pictures of anything too |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 3:49pm
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wobbly. Meanwhile, in his Optimist... ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC
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Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 3:52pm
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in a F8 wind he ------------- |
Posted By: kanga
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 3:57pm
| planed across the atlantic into |
Posted By: alstorer
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 4:43pm
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Doug "the dark one" Lord.
(PS: Pink epoxy exists) |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 4:52pm
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From time to time Doug... ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: tmoore
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 5:08pm
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eats oppie sailors. However he ------------- Landlocked in Africa RS300 - 410 Firefly F517 - Nutshell Micro Magic RC yacht - Eclipse |
Posted By: ratface
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 5:35pm
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decided that on this occasion
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Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 5:47pm
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He would skip breakfast so
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Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 5:50pm
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he just stared in a
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Posted By: foaminatthedeck
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 5:50pm
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he could go foiling in
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Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 5:52pm
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his 600FF cos he was
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Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 6:19pm
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in a high flying mood.
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Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 8:24pm
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Mastication is best done when...
------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: foaminatthedeck
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 9:03pm
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eating food, the giant liked
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Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 9:06pm
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Snos cumbers and the like... (Any one remember from the BFG) ------------- |
Posted By: Scooby_simon
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 9:31pm
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Son read it months ago..... ------------- Wanna learn to Ski - PM me.. |
Posted By: Merlinboy
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 10:11pm
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wiz pop wiz bang feel... ------------- |
Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 10:15pm
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from drinking too much of ------------- 600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it. Also International 14, 1318 |
Posted By: G.R.F.
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 10:20pm
| his own bathwater |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 10:27pm
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(it's 5 words GRF!) . After GRF bought a 49er... ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 23 Sep 08 at 10:32pm
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hell froze over. I couldnt drag it out to 5 words ------------- 600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it. Also International 14, 1318 |
Posted By: Laser 173312
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 8:39am
| The resulting drop in sea .. |
Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 8:55am
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temperature caused his do danglies ------------- |
Posted By: hollandsd
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 9:41am
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to drop off and cause ------------- Laser 184084 Tasar 3501 RS600 698 RS600 782 |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 9:47am
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havoc with his voice. Mrs... ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC
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Posted By: Merlinboy
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 9:51am
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BNS sowed them back on ------------- |
Posted By: hollandsd
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 9:55am
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to his forehead this caused ------------- Laser 184084 Tasar 3501 RS600 698 RS600 782 |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 10:15am
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hilarity in the windsurfing fraternity... ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 10:29am
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and it explains "teabagging" ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC
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Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 10:35am
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Meanwhile the local epoxy gang ------------- |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 10:37am
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were raving it up in.. ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 11:17am
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mcdonalds where they bought a ------------- Josh Preater http://www.bu22.co.uk"> BUZZING IS FUN
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Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 11:47am
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cherubburger with extra cheese and... ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 12:27pm
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drink, burger and chips until ------------- |
Posted By: alstorer
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 12:38pm
| a flatulence powered skateboard. However |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 12:40pm
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carbon skateboards are not good... ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: Laser 173312
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 1:35pm
| forced into places they're not .. |
Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 1:53pm
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meant for including areas like ------------- |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 1:56pm
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Buckingham Palace or the Ritz. ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 4:15pm
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tarmac. Anyway how did we ------------- |
Posted By: Laser 173312
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 4:26pm
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find the neddle in the haystack
Edit Just reread this and found I can't count and have broken my own rules. Glad everyone seems to be enjoying this.
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Posted By: foaminatthedeck
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 5:13pm
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By poking the neddle finder
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Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 24 Sep 08 at 6:04pm
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into the hay which made (Do you mean - needle - As is sewing thing!!) ------------- |
Posted By: tmoore
Date Posted: 25 Sep 08 at 1:05am
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the man living inside scream.... ------------- Landlocked in Africa RS300 - 410 Firefly F517 - Nutshell Micro Magic RC yacht - Eclipse |
Posted By: simonjohn
Date Posted: 25 Sep 08 at 9:50am
| Meanwhile, back on the water |