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Topic: Pressies that made you chuckle
Posted By: Ross
Subject: Pressies that made you chuckle
Date Posted: 25 Dec 07 at 9:50am
I don't know how Santa thinks is treat my boat becasue I got sail repair tape, spinnaker reapair tape and some glass fibre as stocking fillers 

You would have though it would at least have been some carbon fibre.


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Ross
If you can't carry it, don't sail it!



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Posted By: Smight at BBSC
Date Posted: 25 Dec 07 at 10:29am
Lol at least your cherub'll make through to the new year now  only joking matey i got clothes so i can't knock your presents they actually sound useful

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Posted By: Ross
Date Posted: 25 Dec 07 at 10:49am
Especially when I have a hole in my side tank (trapeze hook) and a tare in my spinnaker . I got a wetsuit/steamer in october as an early present, another usful one. Better than that lunch box I got a few years ago from my uncle, and that scissor set my sister got from an aunt...

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Ross
If you can't carry it, don't sail it!


Posted By: Smight at BBSC
Date Posted: 25 Dec 07 at 11:58am

Originally posted by Ross

Especially when I have a hole in my side tank (trapeze hook) and a tare in my spinnaker . I got a wetsuit/steamer in october as an early present, another usful one. Better than that lunch box I got a few years ago from my uncle, and that scissor set my sister got from an aunt...
 

You could keep all the repair stuff in the lunch box and use the scissor set to ket up repair tape



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Posted By: Villan
Date Posted: 25 Dec 07 at 1:16pm
Its making me chuckle currently, and will do for most of the afternoon ... Allo Allo Season 3 + 4 ... and its being washed down with a bottle of Jack Daniels


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Posted By: Ross
Date Posted: 25 Dec 07 at 2:26pm

A bottle! I take it you mean a smaller (almost novelty) one.



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Ross
If you can't carry it, don't sail it!


Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 25 Dec 07 at 3:39pm
Originally posted by Ross

A bottle! I take it you mean a smaller (almost novelty) one.



I didnt know anyone actualy bought them? I though they were just there to look cute on the shelf....


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Posted By: Villan
Date Posted: 25 Dec 07 at 3:44pm
Nope, A bottle. ( Not all going today of course ... some shall be saved for NYE )

I'm chuckling away to Awsome Aussie Skiffs atm ... Damn I want one!


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Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 25 Dec 07 at 4:13pm
I got a puppet squirrel from my girlfriend, nice.

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Posted By: Prince Buster
Date Posted: 25 Dec 07 at 4:16pm
I got coal as usual


Posted By: KnightMare
Date Posted: 25 Dec 07 at 10:45pm

I got Cow Print wellies!!!

beat that...



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Posted By: ratface
Date Posted: 25 Dec 07 at 10:51pm
poker set
shower gel(what are the parents trying to implie?)


oh and £250 all to be spent on the new boat of course

earlier this evening:
the amusement of my brother 'apparently' making it seem like he was pi**ed last night. and i certainly know he wasn't! he needs to be shown real drinking sessions not drinking by yourself drinking.




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http://www.blym.org.uk/hydrs/index.htm - Hertfordshire Sailing team
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Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 26 Dec 07 at 12:38am
Socks!!!!! Now that may not sound exciting but when you have size 14 feet when you get socks that fit you are 

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Posted By: Merlinboy
Date Posted: 26 Dec 07 at 8:24am
I got a 2008 Orlando Bloom Calender from my father in law!!!  Last year i got a Robbie Williams one! Very useful one thing though, i am not a girl or have those kinda sexual urges!  Still very funny though!

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Posted By: radixon
Date Posted: 26 Dec 07 at 11:58am

Brand new wetsuit, yeppee!

Sailing gloves. yeppee!

A Rash vest, yeppee!!

Clothes, and other stuff, boring......



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Posted By: timnoyce
Date Posted: 26 Dec 07 at 12:57pm
Originally posted by Ross

A bottle! I take it you mean a smaller (almost novelty) one.



The 70cl ones are single serving aren't they?! What would you do with a smaller bottle than that?! Apart from save it for the days you're driving!


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Posted By: Ross
Date Posted: 26 Dec 07 at 4:13pm
Not the really small one, the £4 bottle of vodka sized ones.

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Ross
If you can't carry it, don't sail it!


Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 26 Dec 07 at 6:35pm
Originally posted by Ross

Not the really small one, the £4 bottle of vodka sized ones.


That is a really small one...


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Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 26 Dec 07 at 7:51pm

i got a bike pump and some thermals, i did get a steamer and new gloves earlier this month as well. the steamer is very warm, and so are the gloves. i haven't had a safety boat duty yet so i don't know about the thermals. Just wondering how long the ike pump will last though, i have a habbit of pulling them apart so we will see.

We are going to relations in Doncster and Essex from Friday onwards though so we shall see what we get there. I have a feeling there is a pop rivetter waiting for me somewhere



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Posted By: olly_love
Date Posted: 26 Dec 07 at 11:19pm

got a coffee machine so can get up in the mornings

a load of cooking stuff

and a mini boat in a bottle kit

got lots of boozy stuff so could be a fun newyears



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Posted By: Jamie600
Date Posted: 27 Dec 07 at 12:31pm

Not that funny but it made me smile a bit - an Automatic Shoe Buffer.

Now if it really was automatic, ie it would realise on Sunday night that my work shoes needed a polish, took itself out of the cupboard, gave the shoes a quick once-over and put itself away then it would be a nice little gadget.

Also got half my own body weight in biscuits, when really I could do with dropping a kg or two for the Moth.



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Posted By: alstorer
Date Posted: 27 Dec 07 at 2:38pm
I certainly got more chcolate than I need. Mindyou, I've been good when it comes to seconds and politely refusing them. Really need to drop a fair of spare tire to be honest.


Posted By: ratface
Date Posted: 27 Dec 07 at 4:59pm
Originally posted by Jamie600

Also got half my own body weight in biscuits, when really I could do with dropping a kg or two for the Moth.



well then use them as chips for a game of poker! that way you will get rid of them

thats what a few of us from the sailing club are doing 2morrow
i am not going to try and lose honestest Villan


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